HEY GUYZ
By 'guyz' I am assuming that 2 or more people reading my blog which may be quite a stretch since I think 2 people know of my blog and I only have about 10 friends. I am totally honest. No shizz
I finally have time to do this and other unproductive things, after working everyday for the past 2 weeks. I am superficially proud of myself though I am aware 3 gabillion (gazillion plus billion) people does this frequently. Sometimes I feel so hopelessly inadequate.
I was supposbly (supposedly plus probably) going to start investing in stocks but it has been a "bloodbath" in the stock market and the stock market has been "seeing red". I'm just quoting from the news. Its funny how the terminology used to describe the shit economy is very reminiscent of a menstrual cycle. So going to replace "having my period" to " my panties are having a bloodbath".
Went to karaoke yesterday cause we are cool like that. And I decided to download Sexy Bitch by akon and I have been perpetually replaying that song. Its a bit degrading for a woman being referred to as a sexy bitch and the song is quite sleazy but I cant help it. Just like how I caved in and downloaded Summer Rain by Slinkee Minx. Totally got ambushed by my 2 friends who ruined Bohemian Rhapsody (Greatest karaoke song of all time. ALL TIME) They totally hijacked the song by stealing the mics from me and then proceeded to sing it with absolute disregard for my feelings. Before they would just whine and groan but I guess they are secretly starting to love it. Just admit that you like the creepy song and we can always repeat it again!
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