The Sex 12: Leilana Pierce

Reality Bites was soooo good. 

where's my troy?

where's leilana's clothes?

reality really bites. 

I made a pun.

hee.

Everyday...

To quote the wise and sage Seth Cohen : I think I am having an allergic reaction to the universe that has been manifested physically. With germs circulating around in the air of my room I decided to share about my last few moments as an official bum. In 6 hours, I will officially be a university student. 

Oh, life.

I wish I was doing something more substantial with my life. Why does my life have to revolve around studying when there's so much to do and see. But I guess if I didn't go to university I would have no motivation to do anything remotely useful anyways. Hence, the bumming since February.  Wow. It took me awhile to spell february. Seems like I do need to go back to school.

So now I'm in my room listening to buddy holly and the velvet underground feeling feverish and melancholic. And I am dreading the 50 sit ups that I have to do so that I can finally get rid of 5-10 kg that is hanging off my body. If anyone cares to note, IT DOES NOT WORK. I'm just doing it so I can feel better about my exercise routine. Or lack thereof.

I think if I were to kill anyone I would kill myself. Cause there's no one that annoys me more than me. That was random but totally true. Actually my parents are way more crazy than I am. If I were to kill them it would be a big favor to them and mankind. 

Just saaayinnn'

PEAS.

P/S: my mum and the police are so chummy due to frequent visits, they go on first name basis. Is this a major "FML" post or what. 

Pale Blue Eyes

Linger On

awww little man...

We need to talk about...

19 and Bored

bang!

Ode to Ma and Pa

 I hate Mom. I hate Dad. 

Dad hates Mom. Mom hates Dad. 

It just makes you want to be so sad

Singapore Swing

We'll float on maybe would you understand?

The The Empty

HEY GUYZ

By 'guyz' I am assuming that 2 or more people reading my blog which may be quite a stretch since I think 2 people know of my blog and I only have about 10 friends. I am totally honest. No shizz

I finally have time to do this and other unproductive things, after working everyday for the past 2 weeks. I am superficially proud of myself though I am aware 3 gabillion (gazillion plus billion) people does this frequently. Sometimes I feel so hopelessly inadequate. 

I was supposbly (supposedly plus probably) going to start investing in stocks but it has been a "bloodbath" in the stock market and the stock market has been "seeing red". I'm just quoting from the news. Its funny how the terminology used to describe the shit economy is very reminiscent of a menstrual cycle. So going to replace "having my period" to " my panties are having a bloodbath". 

Went to karaoke yesterday cause we are cool like that. And I decided to download Sexy Bitch by akon and I have been perpetually replaying that song. Its a bit degrading for a woman being referred to as a sexy bitch and the song is quite sleazy but I cant help it.  Just like how I caved in and downloaded Summer Rain by Slinkee Minx. Totally got ambushed by my 2 friends who ruined  Bohemian Rhapsody (Greatest karaoke song of all time. ALL TIME)  They totally hijacked the song by stealing the mics from me and then proceeded to sing it with absolute disregard for my feelings. Before they would just whine and groan but I guess they are secretly starting to love it. Just admit that you like the creepy song and we can always repeat it again!

:D